The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Marks scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Marks, Marks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.