The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Marks gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.