The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Marks gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Marks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.