The Fumble Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Marks scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Marks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.