The Fumble Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Marks's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
87%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.