The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Marks's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ref: "Number Marks, that's a flag." Marks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Marks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.