The Committee Backfield Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Marks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.