The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Marks scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Marks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.