The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Marks gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
75%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.