The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Ref: "Number Marks, that's a flag." Marks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Marks breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
87%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.