The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Marks is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.