The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Ref: "Number Marks, that's a flag." Marks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Marks will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.