The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Marks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.