The Stuffed Run Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Marks gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.