The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Marks runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
80%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.