The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Marks's stadium. Only over Marks.
- Coach says Marks is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Marks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.