The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- The team goes up 21 early and Marks gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
72%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.