The Garbage-Time Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Marks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.