The Phantom Flag Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Marks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.