The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Marks is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Marks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.