The Phantom Flag Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Marks's stadium. Only over Marks.
- Marks gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Marks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.