The Snap Count Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Marks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.