The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.