The Garbage-Time Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Marks gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
88%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Marks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.