The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Marks gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Marks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.