The Late Scratch Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Ref: "Number Marks, that's a flag." Marks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Marks gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Marks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.