The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Marks loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.