The Stuffed Run Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Marks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.