The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Marks breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.