The Dropped Pass Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Worthy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Worthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.