The Shadow Coverage Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Worthy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Worthy was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Worthy, Worthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.