The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Worthy was due a breakout.
- Worthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Worthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.