The Late Scratch Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Worthy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Worthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.