The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Worthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.