The Hamstring Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Worthy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
86%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Worthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.