The Butter-Finger Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Worthy was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Worthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.