The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Worthy's stadium. Only over Worthy.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Worthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.