The Inch-Short Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Worthy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Worthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.