The Dropped Pass Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- A mysterious flag erases Worthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Worthy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Worthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.