The Late Scratch Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“The QB looks at Worthy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Worthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.