The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Worthy's stadium. Only over Worthy.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Worthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.