The Phantom Holding Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Worthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Worthy, Worthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.