The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Worthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Worthy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.