The Butter-Finger Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Worthy, that's a flag." Worthy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Worthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.