The Snap Count Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The broadcast shows Worthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Worthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.