The Phantom Holding Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Worthy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Worthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.