The Butter-Finger Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Worthy's stadium. Only over Worthy.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Worthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.