The Late Scratch Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Worthy, that's a flag." Worthy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Worthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Worthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.