The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Worthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.