The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Worthy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
72%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Worthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.